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Ladystanding in the middle of a busy from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

A man leaves a bar gets into from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air". Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test". Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death". Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line". Man: "Can't do that either". Officer: "Why not?". Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."

Police Chief Why do you spend all from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?

Police Chief Why did you tie a from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Police Chief Why did you ticket the from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Police Chief Why did you arrest that from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Police Chief Why are you putting handcuffs from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Motorist Why are you crying after giving from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Cop Why didnt you stop when I from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Woman Officer you must help Ive just from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.

How can you tell if you are from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.

Ill have to report you sir said from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

What nickname did the police give to from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

What nickname did the police give to from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

What did the police officer say to from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

Police officer And what do you think from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

The police are looking for a thief from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?

Policeman Now sir how did you come from Flashcomment Police jokes Jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.